Thursday, June 30, 2005

More Nazi Propaganda!

"Sag day for girls in sport "

WOMEN who play beach volleyball risk being left with saggy breasts, a top doctor has warned.

Plastic surgeon Dr George Khoury, 39, said he has a growing number of clients from the sport.

The German surgeon explained: “Vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts.

“The female breasts, even small ones, weren’t made for swinging up and down 300 times in a short period of time.”

This guy is obviously an idiot. However perhaps I should investigate further, just to prove him wrong.


karena said...

Where did he come up with that 300 times number? Sounds like hocus pocus to me.You should hit the beach and find out the real number.

Crackpot Press said...

I will, Cincinatti Open is Sunday on NBC...