Friday, June 10, 2005

Designer Vaginer?

Another dumb thing for women to blow their cash on..

Trust us... just show up! Then go get yourself some more shoes.. We don't pay any attention to those either.

Meet the Genitailor

Dr. Roy Jackson. Photo by Aleah Dunfield

What's that mean? Think, um, designer vaginas.

By Danielle Egan
Published: June 10, 2005
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“Designer vaginal surgery is on the cutting edge in terms of cosmetic surgery trends, no pun intended,” says Dr. Roy Jackson, a Vancouver obstetrician and gynaecologist who specializes in vaginal and vulvar cosmetic augmentation procedures. Jackson is taking a lunch-break with me before his afternoon appointment at the False Creek Surgical Centre: a combined tummy tuck and “laser vaginal rejuvenation.”

According to The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, these surgeries have become the hottest trend in the field, thanks largely to Dr. David Matlock of the LA-based Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute. He taught Jackson his techniques five years ago and is booked solid for the next six months “making things pretty.”

According to Matlock, the most popular surgeries are “liposculpting a mons pubis which is too fat,” laser-cutting “sagging or long labia majora,” injecting fat into the labia, tightening the vaginal passage to enhance a woman’s “sexual gratification” and even re-constructing hymens. It might sound like some kind of horror plot, but according to Matlock, “this is a no-brainer for women” who “want an overhaul.”


Dita said...

I was thinking of getting one of those ... that is, after I have my nipples extended, tinted and my belly button reshaped.

Greg Mills said...

I want my balls moved to my chin. I can then be called "Chin Balls."

Crackpot Press said...

It might be more effecient to have them moved to your ears.

Then you could hear yourself coming,