some assholes have all the luck.

Mike Tyson is considering stepping into the magic world of porno flicks.

As long as he gets paid upfront and can grasp that some words have different meanings on a movie set..

Such as:
"Cut"
"Money Shot"
"Box"
"Would you like a tossed salad"
and "Bukakke"

Well Mike, that means the same as it did in prison.