Friday, May 13, 2005

To Paraphrase Billy Joel..."Sod-O-my is such a lonely word"

So I got a good spam this morning. It's from someone named "Boyd McNeal" and the subject line "Waiting for a Miracle"

The message then goes on to say
"The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death. But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a twoedged sword. The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat. Before the mountains were settled, before the hills was I brought forth But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof "

Then it lets me know how to score some Viagra! I get more of the Christian Style Mailings whenever I visit the Drudge Report and his "site-o-spyware"!

But folks stop pandering to the RELIGOUS RIGHT, they OBVIOUSLY have all the VIAGRA, and they are going all buttfucnutty!

Let's review so events from this week:
Mr. Ed (R-GA)

John Bolton (R-From from where the hell I say I see I am from you fucking pinhead!)

Dr. David Hagar, (Religous Nut and FDA's Expert on Illegalizing your body)

and ya just can't say enough about:

Mr. Sodomy 2005! and his bitch! (neither of these are real stories, cuz let's face it we need a fresh spin on this)

"Life Ain't Nothing but a funny, funny riddle. THANK GOD I'm a country boy"

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