Where was Dick?

More than a handful of folks wondered "Where the Hell is Dick Cheney during that week when the Federal Government was doing a whollotta nuthink ?"

Some speculation has been:

A) He's fishing
B) He's dead/getting his third round of "Trust-T-Heart" implants.
C) He's enjoying a lovel cruise with Jeff Gannon.


All of these were untrue

We have discovered the reason why "Tricky Dick 2: The Boys are Back In Town" wasn't there.
While the people of New Orleans were losing their every possesion, Cheney couldn't get away... he was shopping for a mansion!

Near Old Man Rumsfeld's place.