Thursday, September 15, 2005

Limbaugh Fans

Rush Limbaugh has this new thing. He sells these "Club Gitmo" shirts. Ya know the concentration camp down in Florida and people pose with them in funny places. Hardee Har..

Now let's take a look at your average Limbaugh fan.

Oh I guess I should have said "Stop eating first."

What a bunch of ugly, ugly, people. Not even in the Ramones ugly yet beautiful way.

Now considering they are Limbaugh Fans, Most likely there is no beauty in their hearts either, which usually over comes any kind of physical inaesthicism they may have.

Compare it to the members of the staff Crackpot Press... now WE are beautiful people.

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How much more beauty do you want?

2 comments:

Crackpot Press said...

Sorry, We at Crackpot Press are too good looking to address you concerns. I would suggest a little more rouge and a little less fried chicken before you comment here again.


Thank you.

Crackpot Press said...

and would you at least puke once in a while for crying outloud.. Don't you have any respect for yourself?