Okay let's say a guy on the lamb, after leading a courthouse massacre , ends up at your house.
You could A) Read Him to him from the "Purpose Driven Life" and become national hero to millions of Christians.
B) Cut some fat fucking rails and drive him insane by reading a "Purpose Driven Life"
Let's see what really happened:
ATLANTA — The woman who says she gained the trust of suspected courthouse gunman Brian Nichols (search) by talking about her faith in God discloses in a new book that she gave him methamphetamine during the hostage ordeal.
Smith says Nichols had her bound on her bed with masking tape and an extension cord. She says he asked for marijuana, but she did not have any, and dug into her crystal methamphetamine (search) stash instead.
Whole Story Here
2 comments:
Nothing gives instantly gives your life purpose than a rail of hilly billy lightening.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go clean the bathroom with a toothpick for the third time today.
Hilly Billy lightening is actually cheaper and faster than reading the book.
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