Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Sham-ful


Short on time, so here my bit for the day.

I know you come here for HARDCORE GANGBANG news and AMATEUR op-ed pieces. But like all bloggers (and apparantly CNN) I always enjoy a little extra attention.

So here is a shameless SPRING BREAK story about a WILD non COLLEGE GIRL that may generate some higher ratings.

Yes it's a sham, but for those of you who want to read about

the NAKED BRITNEY SPEARS statue...

It could also be refered to as the NUDE BRITNEY SPEARS statue.

or BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE if it was SEX TAPE rather than a statue.

There are no pictures of the NAKED BRITNEY SPEARS statue in this article. Oh and the statue is an "idealization" of her giving birth.

FUCKING gross.

Beat that Drudge!

5 comments:

Kvatch said...

Artist portrays pop star, whom he's never met, giving birth

Eeeeuuuwwwww! The only thing more offensive would be a "idealized" K-Fed filming the procedure.

Crackpot Press said...

I understand Twayla Tharp is also putting togehter and interpretive dance number.

Tina said...

As if getting pregnant by that hillbilly sperm donor is a monumental achievement?? WTF??

So where the hell is Shar Jackson's "nude giving birth statue"???
She birthed 2 of his kids already... where is her immortalized moment of recognition?

And as a mother who struggled thru 28 loooong hours of labor, where the hell is my statue for being a receptacle for my Hubby's baby batter???

Crackpot Press said...

I hear Baby Batter makes excellent waffles.

and muffins...

Lily said...

Oh please no interpretive dance of the idealized birthing of this skanky woman....have mercy crackpot!