Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Porn Accountant NO MORE!



Well I quit my flinging flanging job today! I have hung up my thong and Crackpot is NO longer a Porn Accountant!!! the Hell you say???

You thought I would be stuck in this bullshit job for forever!

At least I did.

What have I become?

What could a man of my stature and girth possibly find work as....

To what depths did I sink this time?

Join a crack ninja team of Arcade Legends? My first real job WAS hustling pinball.
My beautifully aged skin kept me from winning one of my accutane lawstuits,
Cheap Wedding Favors salesman? Please nothing with the word wedding in it...
Did I finally find a buyer for Barbara Bush Sex Tape... I know I know.. I should have made one with the younger Barbara.

I am still on the depths of accountanting... but NO MORE PORN... No more reviewing the buy rates for "Butt Detective #1 through #4" and "7-18," no more searching for the billing ID for "Humping Ned's Behind"

AH, I will have to adjust my blog duties, but watcha gonna do?

6 comments:

Greg Mills said...

Congrats! Whose books will you be cooking now?

Crackpot Press said...

I am going to a Post House that does a lot of TV shows. Amazingly, I have managed to shorten my commute from 8 minutes to 6.

Greg Mills said...

What's the name of the place? Mayb I know. I probably don't, but I might.

Tina said...

Congrats Dave... good for you! I guess you can't goof off and blog and surf other's blogs at work anymore, huh? Oh well... it will be worth it. At least you won't have to check out Viking themed porn for work anymore. NOW all Viking themed porn will be strictly for afterhours personal-time fun.

Helen Wheels said...

Congrats! This almost makes up for making me use up all the ink in my @#$&*@# printer on the simpsomaker!

Grrrr.........

Kvatch said...

No more porn?! Dude! My faith is shaken. My 401K is entirely invested porn and Halliburton. Without you how will sleep at night?

But seriously...congrats.