First, Pat Robertson says Sharon is being punished for dividing God's Land.
What could possibly bring these folks together ?
Pat's gotta another idea... BUILD A THEME PARK!
Yup 700LAND is coming to Isreal for folks who find the actual Holy Lands a bit dry.
It will feature the hit show "Ezekiel- Pick'n and a Grinnin''", Revelation alley, in the arcade-- "whack-a-hom0" and, of course, from the folks at ILM "Blast to Ascention!- A Reality Voyage"
Of course, you will be able to take your picture with all of the Bible's cartoon characters.
Booze will not be served, but we understand there will be a "secret club/spa" (ala Disneyland's Club 33, hidden above the Pirates of the Carribean) named "Magdalene's Chow House". It will have more Americanized fair than bland ole jesus food; Wings, Beer, Espn and hummers-- the secret handshake is the same as at the Promise Keepers.
First served, first come.
Don't like your service? just wack em in the head. To keep things "real" slavery will be reinstated!!!
So bring some extra suinglkes and cmon down y'all!
Il Duce Speaks
3 months ago