The Government wants to looks through your emails, listen your phone and find out what you are searching for the web.
Here is one reason they should not read your emails.
I have confided in many of you that even though (new girlfriend girl) is great for me, she is a Bushie, but I am gonna go with it for now who knows maybe I change her. (Note to Women: Can you ever change them?
This all stemmed for an email conversation while we first seeing each other in October.
I had written something about Texans being liars or the Houston Astros were doomed in the World Series was being played on Enron Field etc. As I tend to do.
Her email response:Actually I like our president. I am not from Texas, I was born in Oklahoma
My email response: Ya know that Bush thing is usually a deal breaker. But letÂs see how this works out.
I get internally furious, how could she have hidden this tterrible terrible fact from me. I finally meet someone with potential, who likes Baseball and now she is a REPUBLICAN!!!! One of them? A member of the Rice Squad? A Chimp Sheep? Am I getting into bed with the enemy? Is it time for a blindfold and a last cigarette? Are my phones going to be tapped? Am I gonna have to stop watching the AVP every Sunday Morning at 10:00 am on FSN to go to CHURCH!!! FUCKING CHURCH!!! No, I only pray to Rachel Wacholder. (the Patron Saint of Crackpot Press--The Saint of Golden Calves) . Our perhaps she is just trying to blow me off.
But pretty much every calculated step I have ever taken in every relationship has been wrong. So I decided to go for it (Ala George Costanza), the red and the blue bandanas can fall where they may.
Political talk is kept to minimum. There are lots of other things to talk about. Sure, I watch the Sunday Morning Shows but she usually keeps to herself with the New York Times Crossword Puzzle.
I get a call from her last weekend from Sundance Hey you will never guess who I just met. Here's a hint: YOU voted for him?Meaning AL Gore.
So last night, we are flipping around the channels and I stop for a second to listen to Rummys press conference on CNN. She was bitching about Rumsfeld. I knew she didn't like Him.. So I said "Hey's he's your boy's boy"
Well after hemming and hawing she tells me "How the HELL did you think I like Bush?"
We went through both of our emails and neither of us could find the original.
Apparently, what it was SUPPOSED to say was:
Actually (no I) like our president (COMMA) I am not from Texas, I was born in Oklahoma. (He was born in New England).
So there you go folks, a serious travesty averted.
So that's why certain emails shouldn't be scrutinized.
Let's say you were at Ann Colture's website and it said something like:
"I want to Blow Bush"
At the word "up" in there and you are in serious trouble.
Now with all of that said and all of this nonsense out of the way and understood and now everyone knows that New Girlfriend Girl has only ONCE voted Republican in her life (Guiliani) there is only one questions remaining!