tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post113656624807596367..comments2023-09-04T04:37:45.246-07:00Comments on CRACKPOT PRESS: Well this won't piss anyone off.Crackpot Presshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07978351338595156501noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136782282838776072006-01-08T20:51:00.000-08:002006-01-08T20:51:00.000-08:00Crackpot: oh my! :)Crackpot: oh my! :)Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08472987991553964064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136614099862070252006-01-06T22:08:00.000-08:002006-01-06T22:08:00.000-08:00Tina.. we like to call the "Crackpot Dogs"Tina.. we like to call the "Crackpot Dogs"Crackpot Presshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07978351338595156501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136604703045995562006-01-06T19:31:00.000-08:002006-01-06T19:31:00.000-08:00Crackpot: And for the secular world, those 12 inch...Crackpot: And for the secular world, those 12 inch Holyland Whore's Hotdogs can be renamed Holmes Hotdogs.Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08472987991553964064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136603475339152002006-01-06T19:11:00.000-08:002006-01-06T19:11:00.000-08:00We here in Jesus-loving Orlando (where "Brokeback ...We here in Jesus-loving Orlando (where "Brokeback Mountain" was rightly listed as a porno) have already experimented with a similar theme park, aptly named "The Holy Land Experience." For some unknown reason (most likely a plot schemed by the Michael Moore-sect of the Democratic Party,) it failed to gain traction and went into Holy Bankruptcy.<BR/><BR/>I know, I know, America must be asking: why does Florida hate America so?Rex Kramer, Danger Seekerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03873306851347442598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136579897440434222006-01-06T12:38:00.000-08:002006-01-06T12:38:00.000-08:00Holyland Whore's Hotdogs are only 99 cents and, ye...<I>Holyland Whore's Hotdogs are only 99 cents and, yes of course, they are 12 inches.</I><BR/><BR/>Nope can't use "Holyland". It's already taken. So, in the great Disney tradition, they'll have to use <B>Holyworld</B>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136574903326067412006-01-06T11:15:00.000-08:002006-01-06T11:15:00.000-08:00Holyland Whore's Hotdogs are only 99 cents and, ye...Holyland Whore's Hotdogs are only 99 cents and, yes of course, they are 12 inches.Crackpot Presshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07978351338595156501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136574545091931422006-01-06T11:09:00.000-08:002006-01-06T11:09:00.000-08:00Magdalene's Chow House? Where does the line form?M...Magdalene's Chow House? Where does the line form?<BR/>Mmmmm... I see the House Special is Holyland Whore's Hotdogs... and for dessert one must try the Stoning Souffle... mmm mmm good.<BR/><BR/>C'mon kids... let's hurry!... we don't wanna miss the Water into Wine Show. Gosh dangit lil Timmy... put that "I went to the Holyland and All I Got was Crucified" T-shirt back this minute!Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08472987991553964064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11148465.post-1136566877473216322006-01-06T09:01:00.000-08:002006-01-06T09:01:00.000-08:00Hello, and welcome to 700-Land! My name is Moses,...<I>Hello, and welcome to 700-Land! My name is Moses, and I'll be your tour guide into Exodus.<BR/><BR/>If you'd like your picture with Ruth, Joshua or Noah ... please exit the tram ahead, and proceed to Solomon-country.<BR/><BR/>Our driver today is Jonah, and he'll be happy to answer any questions you may have.</I><BR/><BR/>***giggle***charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07638508057040121699noreply@blogger.com