Friday, January 13, 2006

So a Muslim, a Jew and your kid walk into a bar

Feeling stressed out about your kid being in Iraq? Yuk it the fuck up!

I've read this article three times.

There is no way that this coud be true. I'm speechless.

Really Speechless.

Now tip your cocktail waitress.


Helen Wheels said...

Are you sure that someone didn't sneak an Onion article onto that page? 'Cause that simply CANNOT be real... can it?

Please tell me no...

Crackpot Press said...

The author Gregg Zoroya is a USA Today Reporter who has done many articles on the mental health of soldiers.

So, yup, Bozo is back.. and he's HUGE!

Next week, free coupons for Comedy Traffic School.

Tina said...

" Retired Army Col James Scott is certified as a laughter training specialist by the OHIO- BASED World Laughter Tour, a group that promotes mirth as medicine."....... OMFG... of course something this fucked up comes straight outta Ohio... Jesus H. Christ driving a motorhome, as if I needed yet another reason, I HAVE GOT to pack up the Kiddo, Hubby and Kitty and move outta Ohio ASAP.

Crackpot Press said...

There is a big old BLUE welcome mat just west of Vegas, Tina!

Tina said...

Aaaawww Crackpot... I'd give you a giant boob-crushing kind of hug you if you weren't 1000s of miles away...

Blogenfreude said...

This is almost as funny as the failure of the Pentagon to buy the best body armor for its ... oh wait, that's not funny at all.

Crackpot Press said...

Tina, best reason to visit the fly-over yet!

BF, what are these people thinking? It's like watching the Apprentice and yelling "What are these fuckers thinking???"

Or watching A-Rod and saying I can millions of dollars to suck that ba

Neil Shakespeare said...

If they want them to laugh, why not just hand out copies of Bush's speeches?

Helen Wheels said...

I had to blog on it too. I am still in shock. I'm just glad it got reported!

I hope General Giggles or whatever the fuck his name is gets a knuckle sandwich by one of these people he tries to make laugh. Karena said it first. And I concur: If someone even attempted to make me laugh while a loved one suffered overseas, I'd clock him good.


But I love your pic of Bozo, being a CHicago native and allll....

Crackpot Press said...

Bozo is from Chicago?

No way!!

The whole picture is weird.

I kiss my wife as she goes to Iraq.

May not see her again.

My cell rings.

It's some jackass from the state department who "knows funny"

"We still on for tomorrow?"

And can you talk to the guy from CAA that we discussed?

I hear penguins are HUGE!