But now I realize that I am not a slut. I am just Creative.
It has been reported that Creative People have more sex partners.
The more creative a person is, the more sexual partners he or she is likely to have, according to a new study.Researchers at Newcastle University said this could explain the behaviour of notorious womanisers such as poets Lord Byron and Dylan Thomas and artist Pablo Picasso.
Others famed for their sexual activity were US writer Jack Kerouac, Mexican painters and husband and wife Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo, and Italian painter Caravaggio.
The study found professional artists and poets have about twice as many sexual partners as those who do not indulge in these creative activities.
The authors also delved into the personalities of artists and poets and discovered they shared certain traits with mentally ill patients. These traits were linked with an increased sexual activity.
A total of 425 British men and women - including a sample of visual artists and poets and schizophrenic patients - were surveyed for the report, which has been published in the academic journal The Proceedings of the Royal Society.
Although creative types have long been associated with increased sexual activity, this is the first time a link has been proved by research.
So the next time you find yourself waking up someplace you don't quite recognize, Dont' think to yourself "Aw, crap I can't believe I did that"
Just say to yourself "I AM A FRICKING CREATIVE GENIUS"
And leave quickly to write a novel or throw a pot.
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5 comments:
In fact you should... Frida Kahlo was included on the list of sexual deviant geniuses!
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"The authors also delved into the personalities of artists and poets and discovered they shared certain traits with mentally ill patients. These traits were linked with an increased sexual activity."... so does that make one a crazy fuck or one who fucks like crazy?
Dave, goddammit, you LABELED the BEATNIKS FALSELY.
Ginsburg is the cat with the glasses, and K is the guy you label Amran. What gives?
Do anal retentive dorks get laid much?
I found the pictures on Google.. I thought the mislabling tied in to the schizo part... Sometime me humor far too complex. Or sometimes things are only funny to me.
You should know by now that Photoshop Skills couldn't have done this.
Bobo... re: anal retentevide dorks...
I wouldn't know! My dorkiness didn't come with anal retentivity.
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