Drudge Likes Porn Dollars!

Faced with a huge drop in Ratings:
Drudge Report FORCED to use Porn Advertising

I regularly check out the Drudge Report, the right wing newsite with a deep love of Michael Jackson.

Drudge himself is quite the conservative rock. Headlines twist the truth on a daily basis to fit his agenda. You may recall his bashing of Chris Rock when he was named as host for the Academy Awards. He deemed Chris Rock too tasteless . Just yesterday he chastised Sen John McCain for being a movie with boobies in it!

He was The King when he exposed the Clinton Stain spread uponst the Old Navy. However, the public winds have shifted away from poor old Matt in Favor of wittier, hipper news sites such as WONKETTE and GAWKER. A simple poke around at the http://www.truthlaidbear.com/TrafficRanking.php will prove this... I can't even find him.

Yet I have been noticing something quite odd. With his wide array of pop up windows for AMEX, "Take This Quiz" and Carnival Cruises, a trend has emerged.

Lots of PORN POP-UPS. That's right, PORN! PORN! PORN!

The King of Conservative values know has now added such classics as "Adult Friend Finder" and "1000's of Live Amateur Girls" for his advertising. Big Graphic SEXY pictures that look great when your boss suddenly checks up on you!

So SCRATCH (not in a self-pleasing way) the "Drudge Report" off of the "Safe for Work" and "Safe for my Kids" bookmark list.

It's amazing what the far right will do when they are desperate. I am sticking with “foul-mouthed skanks” (an actual review from Michelle Malkin) like Wonkette and Gawker, they may like to talk about some pretty crude (yet hilarious) things… but at least my boss won’t think I am jacking off at work.

Again.

P.S. Emails to Drudge were not returned. Well, I really didn't send them...it seemed pointless.