Mutherfuckin $3.69

For REGULAR! at three normally priced gas stations on the Westside!

$15 for quarter tank!

Ya know there used to be this REALLY staunch Repub in my old office 3 years ago, when the jackasses owned all three branches of governemnt. A good enough guy.

Who did he blame high gas prices on?

Environmentalists! Because we wouldn't let the gov build more refineries!

Now he REALLY buys into all that Male Victimization crap of the right wing.. and sometimes he has a point (divorce laws, for example)

But he lets out a "I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP FUCKING WITH ME?????"



My comeback was.. "Well you have all the big dick oil guys running the country.. why not change a few laws?"

His comeback was a quiet "I Don't Know"

"Jim, It's because they really don't care about you"