Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The Fifth of July

Hope everyone had a good ole time on the Fourth. I spent the evening at a small town picnic and fireworks display. I ate these chocolate cookies with red white and blue frosting. While I am diabetic, these particular cookies were labeled as "Patriotic!" so I just did some extra insulin to do my part on fighting the war on terror.

I took out each cookie, one by one.

They had it coming.

Look folks, I know about all this Kim Jon shit has everyone all rattled up, so go on over to the main site (www.crackpotpress.com) for all the facts on Kim Jon.

Short people... they always crack sooner or later.

In any case if you want to see a story about something else, check out this bit about a bear going all Dukes of Hazzard on the Fourth of July.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2154221

-Dave

3 comments:

Tina said...

Pizza eatin'/ hard liquor swillin' bruins? Who knew?

And I'm with ya on the short people thing. Well, at least in regards to men. They are always trying to make up for their... err... serious short comings.

Maybe Team America was more accurate than any of us could ever know?

Crackpot Press said...

Well it was accurate as far all the muppet sex went... so I think they are right on the money about a lot of things.

pissed off patricia said...

I drank my martini out of a martini glass that has red, white and blue stripes on it. I did my part :)