Hope everyone had a good ole time on the Fourth. I spent the evening at a small town picnic and fireworks display. I ate these chocolate cookies with red white and blue frosting. While I am diabetic, these particular cookies were labeled as "Patriotic!" so I just did some extra insulin to do my part on fighting the war on terror.
I took out each cookie, one by one.
They had it coming.
Look folks, I know about all this Kim Jon shit has everyone all rattled up, so go on over to the main site (www.crackpotpress.com) for all the facts on Kim Jon.
Short people... they always crack sooner or later.
In any case if you want to see a story about something else, check out this bit about a bear going all Dukes of Hazzard on the Fourth of July.
Il Duce Speaks
3 months ago