So I catch the 2 hour season finale of Arrested Development last night.
Well it was actually four half hours of episodes that Fox wanted to burn. Fox execs are the 2nd biggest cocksuckers in the industry. Basil Iwanyk is the first. How DO you fuck up a Harrison Ford flick?
Mel Brooks once said something similar to the following quote:
"When we did "The Producers" we made a little money, when we made "The 12 Chairs" we blew it all... so when it was time to do "Blazing Saddles" we thought that was it.. we would never make a movie ever again..so we threw everything we could think of in..."
This is what AR did tonight... they should be proud of themselves.
Three characters go to Iraq and, of course, get an American Cab Driver...
Cabbie: "We have to go this way... the Cheney Freeway is backed up all the way to Haliburton Road"
One character feigns a coma to avoid a subpeaona... which leads to a long string of Terry Schiavo gags...including one with a mylar baloon.